Nevertheless, Woman to Bicker T.I.
In a move that has stunned observers, local woman Laura Blake ’17 has evidently decided, nevertheless, to bicker Tiger Inn. Blake, who identifies as a woman and was accepted to Princeton University,...
View ArticleAttractive Fraternity Brother Has “Right Attitude” for Bicker
According to multiple friends, attractive Kappa Alpha member Jeff Clarke ’17 is going to do great in Bicker. “Jeff is just a fun guy – any club would be lucky to have someone...
View ArticleClub’s Bicker Process Not Like the Other Clubs’ Bicker Processes
Much to the relief of several worried sophomores, Angela Franklin ’15 assured potential bickerees that Cap & Gown’s Bicker process was “totally different” from that of the other clubs. “I was...
View ArticleIvy Bicker Chair Invokes the Ivy Bicker Gods
As Bicker continues, Ivy Bicker Chair Augustus IV gathered members of the Ivy Club Tuesday night to formally invoke the Ivy Bicker Gods. Augustus IV, formerly known as Rich Hankins ’16, was chosen...
View ArticleIn Defense of Bicker: People Are Assholes In The Real World, So I Should Be...
By Andy Chesterfield ’16, member of a Bicker club I’m the first to admit that Bicker isn’t perfect, but recent discussion about bicker being “elitist,” “superficial,” and “pointlessly detrimental to...
View ArticleHosed Bickerees Grateful for Sympathetic Facebook Post
Sophomores who were recently hosed from Tower reported Friday that they were grateful for the show of support they received from Tower members via Facebook. “If things didn’t work out for you this...
View ArticleFriend Who Got In Empathizes With Friend Who Was Hosed
Newly-accepted Cannon member Josephine Glendon ’17 decided to be the bigger person Friday, leaving a Cannon event early to comfort her friend and roommate of two years, Cynthia Armstrong ’17, who was...
View ArticleAfter Bicker, Dangerous Levels of Smugness Pervade Campus
The Department of Public Safety issued a statement Saturday warning that the campus’ levels of smugness had reached dangerous new heights in the wake of another round of spring Bicker. “We advise all...
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